Happiness, at my age, is breathing

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.