Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"