If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.