Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.