Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.