Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.