I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.