Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?