Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.