Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.