Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.