Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.