Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.