Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.