Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.