The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
Better laid than never.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.