Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

Never floss a stranger.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.