Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.