My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.