Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.
Joan RiversGod always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.
Joan RiversBoth of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
Joan RiversWhen a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
Joan Rivers