My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.