I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'