You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
Joan RiversI'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
Joan RiversLife is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
Joan Rivers