No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.