Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.