Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.