She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.