I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.