Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.