Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

I was not an attractive child.