If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
Never floss a stranger.
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.