Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.