Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

I love the way my life has fallen into place.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I’m never without a bandage.