Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
Youโre going to get what I think is the truth, and itโs going to be raw.