My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.