I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

I am furious about everything.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.