I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.