I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

Never floss with a stranger.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

Never floss a stranger.

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."