I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'
Joan RiversI wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
Joan RiversI always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
Joan RiversEvery comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
Joan Rivers