All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."