Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.