My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
Self-pity shortens your life.
My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.