Every television show you go on is a choice.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.