Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

Self-pity shortens your life.