Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.