The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
Joan RiversI've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.
Joan Rivers