Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I was not an attractive child.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.