Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
Joan RiversEdgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
Joan RiversOn her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
Joan RiversA female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
Joan Rivers