Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'