If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.