I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.