I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.