Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
Joan RiversI was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
Joan RiversI must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Joan Rivers