Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.