She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.