My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays