I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe. If you must go into the arts, go into them for yourself alone. On some basic level you must enjoy the act of doing it ... Otherwise, you are going to end up frustrated and unhappy. Recognition in the arts is luck and gravy.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.