If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
I was not an attractive child.
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.