I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

Having a baby can be a scream.