Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do