She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.