She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.