Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.