Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.