My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

Having a baby can be a scream.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.