Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.