Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.