Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?