No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
You donโt marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
Having a baby can be a scream.