The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!