The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.