There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I donโt drink anymore - just the same amount.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.