I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.