A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.