I always wake up at the crack of ice.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.