You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.