I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

We can afford almost any mistake once.