You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.