I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I drink to forget I drink.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.