It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.