I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.