I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.