I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
We can afford almost any mistake once.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.