It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.