I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
We can afford almost any mistake once.