I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.