I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I drink to forget I drink.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.