I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.