You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.