They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
We can afford almost any mistake once.
I drink to forget I drink.