I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I drink to forget I drink.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

We can afford almost any mistake once.