I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.