I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.