I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I drink to forget I drink.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.