I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.