I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.