You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.