You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.