I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
I donโt drink anymore - just the same amount.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.