You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.