You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I drink to forget I drink.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.