Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I drink to forget I drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.