A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.