Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.