Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it ever has before. I think there are more great comics. I think the standard is higher. The critical analysis is a little harsher, but that is also good. Maybe people have a higher standard than before, maybe they are a little more judgmental, a little more brutal, that makes people work harder. It makes the stand up better.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.