Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.