Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.