Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.