Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

You could smell my ass from mars.