I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.