I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.