If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.