If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.