If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

People for the most part can smell lies.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.