If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

People love to see people fall.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.