Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.
John OliverI don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.
John OliverPeople are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
John OliverI think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that politely. We did far worse things than you can possibly dream of, but we did it with that certainly gentlemanly swagger... Dreadfully sorry, but we seem to have crushed your entire continent's infrastructure. Allow me to make it up to you by offering you a job 4,000 miles away. No, no, I insist.
John Oliver