I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.